Little Pigs
The Guild of Builders did not, as a rule, admit pigs. This was not due to speciesism, Ankh-Morpork was a progressive city where trolls ran banks and zombies were respected members of the civil service, but rather because pigs had a somewhat cavalier attitude toward load-bearing walls and building permits. Pig One (whose name was Barnaby, though in the heavier, noisier music venues around the Mended Drum he answered to Swinestock ) stood back to admire his masterpiece. It was a house made entirely of straw. It is an established fact across the universe that straw is a wonderful material for hats, scarecrows, and farm animals to sleep on, but a distinctly suboptimal choice for keeping out atmospheric weather or hungry apex predators. “It’s organic, ” Barnaby grunted, tuning his three-string bass guitar. “It’s sustainable. It’s got a real earthy, cosmic-folk-thrash vibe. Plus, I saved four hund...