The Exceptional Inconvenience of Two Goats on a Single Piece of Timber
It is an ancient and widely documented fact across the galaxy that bridges are fundamentally unreasonable places to host an argument. In the The Municipal Authority’s Very Honest Pocket Dictionary of Civics a bridge is defined as: “A clever, engineering-based solution to getting over something damp, which is almost immediately ruined by two idiots who encounter each other in the middle.” The bridge in question was extraordinarily narrow, spanned a chasm of terrifying proportions, and was designed to hold exactly one medium-sized goat at a time. It was not designed to hold two ego-driven, aggressively opinionated mammalian heavyweights experiencing simultaneous, acute delusions of absolute omnipotence. From the Western side of the chasm trotted the Orange Goat . The Orange Goat had a magnificent, sweeping tuft of golden hair that looked like it had been spun by a confused silk-moth experiencing a panic attack. He was very...